Home / Humor / Post Scripts / Gone with the Jobs

Gone with the Jobs

A sample of folks spotted in the unemployment line:

• The lumberjack who got the axe

• The magician whose company changed hands

• The professional surfer who kept making waves

• The beautician who kept getting in someone’s hair

• The food taster who bit off more than she could chew

• The pilot who flew the coop

• The ballerina who couldn’t toe the line

Jacqueline Schiff

Moline, Illinois

Be Sociable, Share!

1 Comment

  • Ralph Warth

    After I got married and moved out I used to stop in and see my dad.
    “Hi Dad! I just stopped in to say hello.”
    Dad, “You’re too late Son, your sister just stopped in to say hello and got all my cash.”