Alice Duer Miller (July 28, 1874 – August 22, 1942) was an author, poet, and screenwriter. She is notable for, among other things, having published a collection of satirical poems, Are Women People? The title became a catchphrase for the women’s suffrage movement (she subsequently published a collection called Women are People!). This short story immerses the reader into the romantic escapades of Clarita’s parents. Or does it?