Lost luggage, lack of amenities, invasive screenings, and delays long enough to set up camp in a strange airport. Are we having fun yet?
"That's mistletoe. We like to give every passenger a chance to kiss their luggage good-bye."
from November/December 2010
Finally, a year-round use for mistletoe.
"Arrivals, Departures, Bankruptcies"
from November/December 2006
Always check the monitors to stay informed. Good to know if there’s a chance in Hades you’ll get home.
"We’d like to go to the same place you sent our luggage."
from September/October 2006
A perfectly reasonable request, but the next question is even more reasonable:
"Never mind my luggage—what the devil have you done with my wife?"
from December 1982
We hate when this happens.
"You're good to go, sir, but I would recommend keeping an eye on that cholesterol of yours."
from January/February 2008
At least she isn’t telling him about his enlarged prostate.
"This is the last time I fly discount."
from November/December 2000
You’ll be okay as long as you brought your own TP.
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thanks
Funny cartoons, a little hard on the airlines but funny. Thanks for sharing.