Lost luggage, lack of amenities, invasive screenings, and delays long enough to set up camp in a strange airport. Are we having fun yet?

"That's mistletoe. We like to give every passenger a chance to kiss their luggage good-bye."
from November/December 2010
Finally, a year-round use for mistletoe.
Always check the monitors to stay informed. Good to know if there’s a chance in Hades you’ll get home.
A perfectly reasonable request, but the next question is even more reasonable:
We hate when this happens.

"You're good to go, sir, but I would recommend keeping an eye on that cholesterol of yours."
from January/February 2008
At least she isn’t telling him about his enlarged prostate.
You’ll be okay as long as you brought your own TP.
thanks
Funny cartoons, a little hard on the airlines but funny. Thanks for sharing.