From July/August 1995
"I hate to barge into your house like this,
but I heard you opening your refrigerator."
From September/October 1996
"We’re thinking of buying the house next door.
Like to give the neighbors the once-over.
How do they look to you, dear?"
From November 25, 1950
"Hey wait a minute… I sold this at my garage sale last year!"
From July/August 1996
From September/October 2002