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Cartoons: Retirement

Published: March 21, 2012

 “And to think we were worried about how he'd handle retirement.” from July/August 1998


"And to think we were worried about how he'd handle retirement."
from July/August 1998

 “He's mostly adjusted to retirement OK, except that keeps sending me memos.” July/August 2000


"He's mostly adjusted to retirement OK,
except that he keeps sending me memos."
from July/August 2000

“I am not a stalker. I'm Morty, your husband, and I retired last Tuesday.


"I am not a stalker. I'm Morty,
your husband, and I retired last Tuesday."
from July/August 2000

 “I'm sorry, you have reached a non-working number.” from March/April 2003


"I'm sorry, you have reached a non-working number."
from March/April 2003

“So, how was your first day of retirement--and what's for dinner?” from July/August 1997


"So, how was your first day of retirement--and what's for dinner?"
from July/August 1997

“Honey…I need a seven letter word for catatonic!!” “R-E-T-I-R-E-D” from January/February 1998


"Honey…I need a seven letter word for catatonic!!"
"R-E-T-I-R-E-D"
from January/February 1998

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  • Ken

    Is this you.

  • Julie Beenblossom

    These retirement cartoons say it all about retirement. Tell people not to be in a hurry to retire.