Mama said there’d be days like this. You overslept, forgot your wallet, and are having a lousy hair day. Actually, compared to these Post ‘toons, that’s a pretty good day.
"All I did was hit the delete button."
"Is there a doctor in the house
and a damn good lawyer?"
"Where does the time go?"
"Don’t just sit there—the place will be crawling with cops in a few minutes."
"Wow! What an awful nightmare I just had!"