A recent cartoon collection featured some rather nutty husbands. Alas, we are forced to admit that wives have their moments, too.
"Hello, Sylvia? This is Fran. Just wanted to hear the sound of a human voice."
"I don’t believe you’ve ever met my husband—so we’ll just leave it that way."
"I cleaned up the attic, I painted the screens, I washed the dishes and I’ll never play gin rummy with you again."
"It’s not nagging. It’s procrastination intervention."
"Man! It’s getting colder than a ..."
"Let’s make a deal—if you don’t join the cigar
trend, I won’t join the thong-bikini trend!"