"Yes, there is muscle memory. My muscles remember that they don't want to come here again."
"Does the 'Lite Fare' come with onion rings?"
"I'm sorry, I thought I wanted a double cheeseburger with fries, but I've been informed I really feel like a garden salad."
"The test results show you have what’s known as 'the furniture disease.' Your chest has slipped into your drawers"
"I'm tapering off gradually."
"Truthfully, dear, do I need to drop half a ton?"
"Uh-oh ... all winter, I thought it was the coat!"