“I wish I could be around when you’re my age. I’d love to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.”
“Nothing, thanks. Just browsing.”
“Make your own salami sandwich.
These are my leisure years!”
“I think you’re mistaken Mavis—I’m quite sure
an offensive lineman can be an eligible receiver
if he lines up as a tight end!”
“My, don’t you smell macho today.
Is that the liniment the athletes use?”
“Honest, Grandma, I can keep a secret. Let me see your Betty Boop tattoo.”