It’s time to stock up on notebooks and pencils, and brush up on those excuses. The hallowed halls of learning await.
“You understand, of course, I’m not giving up the movie and TV rights!”
“… and I’m also here to help you with your personal problems and disputes, and I can lick any kid in the room!”
“Just recite the poem, Mercedes … don’t ham it up.”
“Us first-graders spent most of the day getting acquainted.”
“I suffer from test-taking anxiety, brought on by lack of studying.”