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The email was signed, “Regards, His Excellency, President Kevin Baugh, Republic of Molossia.”

Come again?

No, you’re not forgetting your ex-Soviet bloc geography. Molossia is not on any world map. But what does exist — “everything a country has,” Baugh asserted earlier in his missive, “a bank, a post office, a railroad, and an active navy” — you’ll find on a dusty, sagebrush-pocked sliver of Nevada desert. It’s a “sovereign, independent nation” as far as His Excellency is concerned, and a bizarre, strange lark to most anyone else.

Welcome to the world of micronations, where everyone can be a benevolent dictator.

Princess Samantha Mill of the Kingdom of Shiloh

To the manor born: Princess Samantha Miller, 18, 0f the Kingdom of Shiloh stands for a portrait during the MicroCon 2015 Cotillion. Shiloh is home to a team of medieval-style sword fighters who go by the name Lamia Knights. According to Samantha’s father, King Timothy, the self-declared micronation is “landlocked by Scotland” and less than a mile in size. (Photo by Matt Roth © 2015)

There was even a conference in April, MicroCon 2015, the first in the actual U.S. of A., held amid chalkboards and school chairs in a public rec room of California’s Anaheim Central Library. Baugh brought together 40 of the world’s most preeminent dignitaries of countries you’ve never heard of to tend to matters of state as avidly as Disney’s Imagineers tend to Mickey down the road.

Leaders dressed up in their military best and browsed table displays of royal regalia. The highlight, attendees agreed, was a choreographed battle performed by the Lamia Knights, a nonprofit team of amateur medieval sword fighters, in the name of the Kingdom of Shiloh. (It’s exactly what you think: grown men in chain mail LARP-ing in the middle of a public library.)

By all reports, it was a hoot.

“We wanted to come together, share our issues and successes, and get to know each other — just like the United Nations,” said His Royal Highness Travis McHenry, Grand Duke of Westarctica.

By definition, a micronation is any entity — physical or virtual — that purports to be or have the appearance of being a sovereign state, but, you know, actually isn’t. They do not enjoy governmental recognition, but that doesn’t stop them from trying. Almost all of MicroCon’s leaders have written letters to their home governments requesting diplomatic recognition.

“These people still want to be Americans. They just want to be Americans on their own terms,” said researcher Steven F. Scharff, who broke down the origins of micronations and their appeal in modern times via an inspirational keynote address (delivered to the conference via YouTube). The Nevada-based shipping clerk has been a student of the micronations movement since the 1990s, when learning about the Vatican and the UN post office ignited his interest in the whole countries-within-countries concept.

Vladimir Velentinovich Veselovsky

What’s in a name? Supreme Dictator Vladimir Valentinovich Veselovsky presides over the Provisional Territories of the Great United Democratic People’s Republic and Hegemonic Communist Commonwealth of the Free Autocratic Republic of Totalitarianism and Populist Liberation Front for the Federal Tsardom of the Russian Empire and California on Behalf of the Betterment of the World! The nation punishes free speech with execution by Nerf gun. (Photo by Matt Roth © 2015)

According to Scharff, MicroCon’s attendees are mostly peaceful, independent dreamers who get a kick out of printing their own stamps and minting their own money and “ruling” over their own tiny slivers of private property. He describes the current phenomenon as “a big fantasy role-playing game that involves a lot of self-aggrandizement.”

Yet micronational leaders haven’t always been so benevolent. The very first micronation, according to Scharff’s research, was the Upware Republic Society, which began as an exercise in fantasy way back in 1851. It was a literary group of Cambridge students who appointed themselves clerics and consuls, and followed Samuel Butler, author of science fiction novel Erewhon, an anagram for “nowhere.”

It wasn’t until the 1960s that the first “territorial” micronations — those aiming to establish new physical spaces — began to take root.

For the Republic of Rose Island, founded in 1968, it didn’t turn out so well. Italian Giorgio Rosa issued stamps and declared himself president of a floating platform in the Adriatic, all in a bid to draw visitors. But almost as soon as it was built, the Italian navy took dynamite to his dreams for failure to pay taxes.

In 1970, Australian farmer Leonard Casley used his personal property as a stage to protest the government’s wheat quotas. In declaring the Principality of Hutt River independent, he didn’t get out of paying taxes but his farm soon became a tourist attraction.

pullquoteResidents of Key West, Florida, enacted a similarly cheeky secession in 1982 to protest a U.S. Border Patrol roadblock that was meant to stem an influx of Cuban immigrants. Although never legally recognized, the Conch Republic moniker still exists as a souvenir-selling curiosity today.

By the 1990s, the Internet’s democratizing force made it much easier to create virtual micronations, where anti-establishment eccentrics planted flags based on political protest. Almost half of MicroCon’s attendees, like the Kingdom of Hamland, exist solely on the Internet and are difficult to differentiate from other social networks or message boards.

Today, about 98 active micronations litter the globe from Australia to Antarctica. Micro-national movements even have their own archive file at the U.S. State Department, kept by the Office of the Geographer. It’s called the Ephemeral Nations File, and according to researcher Scharff, it consists mainly of micronations’ petitions for diplomatic recognition — and their subsequent rejection letters. (Fittingly, the Office of the Geographer did not respond to requests for comment.)

So what keeps these leaders going?

Underneath the status flags and shiny coins, three threads appear to run through the phenomenon: self-aggrandizement (yes, Your Grace), creative self-expression (flag and costume design), and/or passion for a cause (like the Kingdom of Überstadt, a socialist micronation in Washington state’s Puget Sound region whose five citizens attempt to buck U.S. capitalism by growing their own food, dyeing their own textiles, and “harvesting natural medicines”).

Micronational leaders have neither actual celebrity nor regal wealth, so they’re grabbing attention in the most official, self-important way possible: by running their own countries. It’s Renaissance fair meets model UN, with a hefty dose of political theory. And if you ask them, it’s also plain fun.

As Scharff eloquently said in his MicroCon 2015 keynote, “Dreamers and poets will always build castles in the sky, but only fools and lunatics will try to live in them.”

Here’s a sampling.

Republic of Molossia

Raison d’être: Hobbyist tourism

The Republic of Molossia sits on a 1.3-acre lot east of Reno, Nevada, that President Baugh purchased in 1998. Its bank is a wooden hut, which doesn’t safeguard real money, but rather houses a stash of Valora, a so-called currency made of poker chips. Its post office doesn’t circulate real mail, but its male mannequin, Postmaster Fred, sits ready just in case. Its railroad is a toy railroad, and the “active navy” consists of Molossia citizenry (Baugh’s 27 family members) taking kayak “expeditions” on Lake Tahoe with squirt guns.

You, too, can tour Molossia, or even join its navy, if you call ahead and give Baugh two weeks’ notice. “We’re inspired to a certain extent by theme parks. But there’s no real profit in having your own country,” said Baugh, who works full time in human resources and doesn’t charge visitors any immigration fees. But why? Why not. “You just want to have your own country — like Little Caesar.” In a commanding blue-green sash and full medals-of-questionable-honor jacket, the benevolent dictator is the embodiment of the self-reflective satire endemic to most micronations.

The Grand Duchy of Westarctica

Raison d’être: Nonprofit awareness

To meet the enterprising leader of Westarctica, you’ll have to travel to West Hollywood, California, where he works as a recruiter for a media company and advocates for climate change awareness. To reach the actual country — 620,000 frozen, uninhabitable square miles of western Antarctica — you’d need a boat and a really good reason (think: climatology research, penguin films).

“I have never been there myself, but we want to occupy that region,” says Grand Duke McHenry, who founded the country (population 300) in 2001 when he noticed that the land hadn’t been claimed by legitimized nations. McHenry registered Westarctica as a nonprofit in 2014 and nationalizes citizens who electronically pledge allegiance to “freedom with the goal of creating a new country in the frigid ice of Antarctica” — and sign up for his newsletter. Custom-made metal and wooden Westarctican coins might have no real value (other than the U.S. dollars they might garner from curious collectors on eBay), but the Grand Duke hopes their sale will eventually allow him to colonize. “If we put people there permanently, we’ll have a better platform to advocate for that melting ice,” said McHenry.

The Ambulatory Free States of Obsidia

Raison d’être: Political art

You won’t need a passport to visit Obsidia, you’ll just need to track down Carolyn Yagjian, the Grand Marshal of this mobile nation. A 29-year-old visual artist from Oakland, she resents the fact that most micronations are male-dominated monarchies. So when she found a volcanic obsidian rock on a hiking trail in California, she declared it a matriarchal micronation and made the rock its “mobile embassy.”

“I’ve always been attracted to the idea of statehood,” said Yagjian. “And this is an opportunity to question a lot of things people accept as normal about national identity.” Her nation-rock, unveiled in a bright-blue-and-hot-pink suitcase, wasn’t considered typical even by MicroCon standards. But she won a lot of points for her feminist chutzpah and general creativity.

“I’ll allow men to become citizens, but I don’t want them to have places in government,” added the Grand Marshal, who chose her title more for its authoritarian ring than for its textbook leader-of-military-states meaning. So far, Obsidia is a fake matriarchy of one. But it’s got 63 likes (and counting) on its Facebook page.

MicroCon Attendees

Kingdom of Ruritania

Ruritania is 0.34 acre in the U.S. state of Georgia, but Queen Anastasia calls it an “absolute monarchy based on divine right.”

Kingdom of Slabovia

Slabovia is an online micronation, which lays claim to 300 acres on Mars. Its official sport is Slabovian Rules Chess. It’s basically chess.

Prince Arthur, Kevin Baugh, Grand Duke Travis

The sash makes the man: Micronationalist leaders Prince Arthur of the House of Homestead of Andorra, President Kevin Baugh of the Republic of Molossia, and Grand Duke Travis of Westartica pose outside Grauman’s Egyptian Theater in Hollywood (Photo by Matt Roth © 2015)

Free Autocratic Republic of Totalitarianism

This nation’s founding mission is world domination. It currently claims 19 member states. Its national insect is the jumping spider.

Kingdom of Vikesland

Another cyber micronation, Vikesland has its own online souvenir shop and broadcasting channel (YouTube) dedicated to micronations.

Royal Republic of Ladonia

Ladonia lays claim to two standing sculptures made of driftwood on a small, rocky shore stretching less than half a mile in the Kullaberg Nature Reserve in southern Sweden.

West Who

This online micronation’s capital city is Whoville. The group makes its own stamps, and anyone can become a citizen.

Kingdom of Shiloh

This virtual micronation is home to a nonprofit sports team of amateur medieval-style sword fighters, called the Lamia Knights.

Republic of Molossia

An acre in the Nevada desert, with its own bank, post office, naval academy, and online movie theater.

YAN

This online micronation is made up of one guy with a YouTube video, who streams photos of himself set to techno music.

Grand Duchy of Broslavia

Broslavia is located in Albuquerque. It is an “absolute monarchy” ruled by His Majesty Grand Duke Jacob Felts.

Empire of Gilead

Gilead‘s location in Rio Rancho, New Mexico, is unverified. But its motto (“valar morghulis”) is definitely cribbed from Game of Thrones.

House of Homestead

Homestead claims 16 acres in the European principality of Andorra. There, a banquet hall in a medieval castle is “in the making,” according to the website.

The Ambulatory Free States of Obsidia

Obsidia is a volcanic rock, which its leader describes as her “alter ego.”

Kingdom of Überstadt

Located in the state of Washington’s Puget Sound region, Überstadt is a socialist group claiming to export wild fruit, textiles, and “natural pharmaceuticals.”

California Republic

With its origins in the “Bear Flag Revolt” of 1846, the republic comprises 12 citizens and three acres of private property in California. The nation claims to be “at war with East Germany.”

Republic of Doria

This republic is a blog based out of Edmonds, Washington, which covers topics like making uniforms and the death of a parakeet named Lucille.

Grand Duchy of Westarctica

“All are welcome and everyone has the right to their dreams” on these 620,000 chilly Antarctic acres.



Used with permission of Bloomberg L.P. Copyright © 2015. All rights reserved.

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  • All the Who’s in Whoville, West Who thank “The Saturday Evening Post” and Jennifer Parker for a wonderful article about the world’s smallest nations.

  • Greetings Jennifer a good article and thank you so much for mentioning my nation: (YAN)

    What was said about it however troubles me since the video, or even the channel where that video is at was not done by me, but one of the members of my Nation.

    Yes we are small and we have been without a website for some time, but sources of reference good or bad are there to be found so I am wondering where you could possibly have gotten that this is the only thing that there is about us.

    How can our message have been taken so badly that for a professional journalist a philosophical project wishing to establish the first noocracy on this planet would be a guy dancing to techno? Is it the novelty of ideas or lack of proper clarification from our side?

    I would be more than glad to know as this troubles me as well as other members deeply after reading appaled.

  • Other than the few mistakes the author made, this is a very good article about micronationalism. Perhaps the author would like to attend MicroCon 2017 in Atlanta? Feel free to contact me through my Chancellor’s Office, [email protected] .