Our cartoonists take exercise and diet very seriously—as comic fodder, of course!
“How far from home are you, so I’ll know when to start dinner?”
“He can’t talk now. He’s using his exercise equipment.”
“We don’t need much…just enough strength to open the packaging that stuff comes in today.”
“I’m sorry, I thought I wanted a double cheeseburger with fries, but I’ve just been informed I really feel like a garden salad.”
“I’m going to order a broiled, skinless chicken breast, but I want you to bring me lasagna and garlic bread by mistake.”
“The doctor said I should get interested in an exercise program!”
“Ten pounds isn’t bad. On my last diet I put on 12.”