About: Robin White

Robin White Robin is a British-born satirist and fiction writer currently based in New York City. He often prefers the company of trees, as he finds they have more interesting things to talk about. When he's not writing fiction, he can be found teaching creative writing, sleeping in a hammock, or loitering around the Museum of Natural History. Strangelet, Bartleby Snopes, and Dogzplot, among others, have housed his fiction.

Posts by Robin White:

Atlantic Rock Crab on a rock
How Voter-Gunknut Became 99.8% Jail

An island community of buck-naked crab-catching “savages” is visited by a king’s emissary determined to imprison them all for the most nefariously innocuous of crimes. More