• My intensity and focus are at in ordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is un speakable.

• Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting.

• Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.

• Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet.

• Extensive background in accounting. I can also stand on my head!

• I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.

• Created a new market for pigs by processing, advertising and selling a gourmet pig mail order service on the side.

• Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business.

• Personal interests: Donating blood. 15 gallons so far.

• I am a rabid typist.

• I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely nothing and absolutely no one.

• Proven ability to track down and correct errors.

• References: None, I've left a path of destruction behind me.

• Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.

• My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.

• I procrastinate--especially when the task is unpleasant.

• Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.

• Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.

• Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!