Daily Cartoons

A patient speaks to his doctor.

“I’ve always been a high achiever, always striving for bigger, faster, greater… and now suddenly I’m expected to settle for lower blood pressure and less cholesterol?!”

A lawyer speaks to a judge in a courtroom.
December 7, 2014

“One hundred thousand dollars isn’t nearly enough of a settlement, your honor. After all, my client deserves something, too.”... More

A doctor speaks to her patient in her office.
December 6, 2014

“You’re the only person I know who gets jet lag from an exercise bike.”... More

A motorist speaks to a police office as he writes her a ticket.
December 5, 2014

“You can see my driver’s license after you see my pictures of my grandchildren.”... More

An employee listens to his boss in the office.
December 4, 2014

“We’ll add extra to your severance package if you promise to go to work for our competition.”... More

"You put me in charge of employee morale.  If you take away everyone's million dollar bonus, it's going to undo everything I've accomplished!"
December 3, 2014

“You put me in charge of employee morale. If you take away everyone’s million dollar bonus, it’s going to undo everything I’ve accomplished!”... More

A lawyer speaks to his client.
September 30, 2014

“Of course we don’t mind you stretching the truth, as long as you don’t mind a five- to ten-year stretch.”... More

A girl speaks to her grandmother.
September 27, 2014

“I’m usually more polite than this, but my mom says there’s no pleasing you.”... More

A doctor speaks to his patient.
September 23, 2014

“Our bodies replace millions of cells each day. Keep the cells that like vegetables and lose the ones that love chocolate!”... More

Two doctors have a conversation.
September 21, 2014

More and more patients are going to the Internet for medical advice. To keep my practice going, I changed my name to Dr. Google.”... More

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