Daily Cartoons

A lawyer speaks to his client.

“Of course we don’t mind you stretching the truth, as long as you don’t mind a five- to ten-year stretch.”

A girl speaks to her grandmother.
September 27, 2014

“I’m usually more polite than this, but my mom says there’s no pleasing you.”... More

A doctor speaks to his patient.
September 23, 2014

“Our bodies replace millions of cells each day. Keep the cells that like vegetables and lose the ones that love chocolate!”... More

Two doctors have a conversation.
September 21, 2014

More and more patients are going to the Internet for medical advice. To keep my practice going, I changed my name to Dr. Google.”... More

A doctor speaks to a child before he gives him a shot.
September 19, 2014

Don’t think of it as getting a flu shot. Think of it as installing virus protection software.”... More

A group of forest animals talk to a cow on a hill side.
September 17, 2014

“Look, if you’re going to hang out with us, first thing you gotta do is lose the bell.”... More

A kid talks to his mother at the dinner table.
September 15, 2014

“Some religions don’t eat meat on Friday because there’s a separation of church and steak.”... More

A doctor speaks to his patient.
September 13, 2014

“At your age, good health is pretty much a thing of the past. My advice is, find an illness you enjoy.”... More

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