Limerick Laughs
Your limerick could win $100! To find out how, read on.... More
Your limerick could win $100! To find out how, read on.... More
One day while baby-sitting my then 7-year-old granddaughter, Elizabeth, my husband and I took her to the mall. As we were walking, she spotted the... More
My son, who works for the State Department, has never said much about his job to his 6-year-old son, Seth. This was evident one day... More
Of jobs it’s true today, There’s a disastrous dearth. Grown kids move home to stay. You’re back to giving berth. Lois Muehl Iowa City, Iowa... More
A guy orders a pizza. When it’s ready, the counterman asks, “Shall I cut it into four or eight pieces?” “Better make it four. I... More
My uncle loved crosswords so much that on the day he died, he asked to be buried six down and three across. Stephen Corrett Croton-on-Hudson,... More
One mother to another: “I never realized the value of an education until the children went back to school.” Jan Phillips North Adams, Massachusetts... More
The golf cart has one big advantage over a caddy— it can’t count. Stacey Webster Providence, Rhode Island... More
King Mandias of Assyria was getting short on money because of war with the Hittites. His prized possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the... More
A man who was a doctor of divinity resided with his son, a doctor of medicine. One day the phone rang and the doctor answered.... More
One morning a mother was out doing errands. After two hours she went back to her car. Searching for the car keys, she discovered they... More
Baby-sitter to parents who returned home very late: “Please, don’t apologize—if I had a kid like yours, I wouldn’t hurry home either.”... More
A wealthy, old gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa, taking his faithful, elderly dog named Killer along for the company.... More
A never-ending problem Has the automakers bawling. The cars they’d just as soon forget They’re constantly recalling. Wayne Tryhuk Milwaukee, Wisconsin... More
We were walking down Madison Avenue recently when we noticed a fellow New Yorker crossing against a red light.... More
When the teacher asked her class about the difference between one yard and two yards, my 7-year-old granddaughter had a ready reply: “A fence!” Suzan... More
One afternoon while in a local store, my middle-aged wife complained to the clerk that she felt old that day because her back hurt. He... More