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Sign of the Times
Sign of the Times

We saw this sign at a used fine-car dealer: “This car is a status symbol. Unfortunately, the owner has changed status.”... More

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

According to a news report, a certain school in a Midwestern city was recently faced with a unique 
problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were... More

Rock-’n’-Roll
Rock-’n’-Roll

Summertime at the village’s Old Country Inn usually brought a flock of tourists sitting in rocking chairs which lined the front porch. One summer’s day,... More

Oh, Happy Day
Oh, Happy Day

“Congratulations!” said the uncle to the groom. “I’m sure you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.” “But I’m not... More

Thanksgiving Remains
Thanksgiving Remains

The days after Thanksgiving, I can attest That the only leftovers Are my out-of-town guests. —Jacqueline Schiff... More

Off-Track Blessing
Off-Track Blessing

One day while playing the ponies at the track and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track... More

Going… Going…
Going… Going…

It was their first date. They went for a ride; His convertible shiny and new. They drove to the country. He put the top down... More

Victory Garden
Victory Garden

They planted a small backyard garden; Bought peat moss, fertilizer, and lime, Many young plants and seeds, And tools to dig weeds, And gave it... More

Power Shopping
Power Shopping

The saying “Money can’t buy happiness” Is a total flop. Because the truth of it is: It can, if you know where to shop! -Submitted... More

Most Embarrassing Moment
Most Embarrassing Moment

Having exercised most of my adult life, at 87, I still do 20 minutes of moderate aerobics every morning. Until recently, I would spend every... More

Domino Theory
Domino Theory

It all began one day last week. The sweeper hose just sprung a leak. The coffee pot refused to perk. The timing buzzer would not... More

Emergency Ruling
Emergency Ruling

One rule in marriage To which I'd like to aspire: Never raise your voice Unless the house is on fire.... More

A Legal Blunder
A Legal Blunder

A lawyer, a doctor, a little boy, and a priest were in a small plane when it developed engine trouble. The pilot grabbed a parachute... More

The Truth Hurts
The Truth Hurts

You step on me and treat me bad. You try to cheat me; I'm so sad. You frown at me and say I lie. You hate me so;... More

June’s Full Measure
June’s Full Measure

The sky is full of dumpling clouds, The flower beds full of blooms; The newspaper announcement page Is full of brides and grooms. The bush... More

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