Hook, Line, and Stinker
Hook, Line, and Stinker Wife to husband: “One of those trout you were fishing for last weekend called and left her phone number.” Karen S. Chilos... More
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Special Delivery
A New Yorker I know was so sure his wife was cheating on him that he insisted they move to California. A week later, he... More
Gone with the Jobs
A sample of folks spotted in the unemployment line: • The lumberjack who got the axe • The magician whose company changed hands • The... More
Sign of the Times
We saw this sign at a used fine-car dealer: “This car is a status symbol. Unfortunately, the owner has changed status.”... More
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
According to a news report, a certain school in a Midwestern city was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were... More
Rock-’n’-Roll
Summertime at the village’s Old Country Inn usually brought a flock of tourists sitting in rocking chairs which lined the front porch. One summer’s day,... More
Oh, Happy Day
“Congratulations!” said the uncle to the groom. “I’m sure you’ll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.” “But I’m not... More
Thanksgiving Remains
The days after Thanksgiving, I can attest That the only leftovers Are my out-of-town guests. —Jacqueline Schiff... More
Off-Track Blessing
One day while playing the ponies at the track and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track... More
Going… Going…
It was their first date. They went for a ride; His convertible shiny and new. They drove to the country. He put the top down... More
Victory Garden
They planted a small backyard garden; Bought peat moss, fertilizer, and lime, Many young plants and seeds, And tools to dig weeds, And gave it... More
Power Shopping
The saying “Money can’t buy happiness” Is a total flop. Because the truth of it is: It can, if you know where to shop! -Submitted... More
Most Embarrassing Moment
Having exercised most of my adult life, at 87, I still do 20 minutes of moderate aerobics every morning. Until recently, I would spend every... More
The Rite Stuff
Father O'Malley, the Irish priest, rose from his bed one morning...... More
Domino Theory
It all began one day last week. The sweeper hose just sprung a leak. The coffee pot refused to perk. The timing buzzer would not... More
Emergency Ruling
One rule in marriage To which I'd like to aspire: Never raise your voice Unless the house is on fire.... More
A Legal Blunder
A lawyer, a doctor, a little boy, and a priest were in a small plane when it developed engine trouble. The pilot grabbed a parachute... More
