One morning a mother was out doing errands. After two hours she went back to her car. Searching for the car keys, she discovered they were inside the locked car. She went to the nearest store to ask for a wire hanger to unlock her car—to no avail. She dropped to the ground in tears ... More
A never-ending problem Has the automakers bawling. The cars they’d just as soon forget They’re constantly recalling. Wayne Tryhuk Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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Award-winning TV personality and recipient of the highest accolades in broadcast journalism, Charles Osgood shares an endearing Father’s Day poem.
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One afternoon while in a local store, my middle-aged wife complained to the clerk that she felt old that day because her back hurt. He tried to cheer her up, saying that she only looked 18. To my surprise, she didn’t seem pleased. On the way home, I asked her why. She said with a ... More
Hook, Line, and Stinker Wife to husband: “One of those trout you were fishing for last weekend called and left her phone number.” Karen S. Chilos
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A New Yorker I know was so sure his wife was cheating on him that he insisted they move to California. A week later, he discovered they had the same mailman. Gary DaSilva
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