Tag Archives: Humor

3 Days in Vegas

Cousin Phil gambled on a big win, but Sin City taught him a different lesson about playing hunches-and going for broke. ... More
Homesick

Homesick

Baby-sitter to parents who returned home very late: “Please, don’t apologize—if I had a kid like yours, I wouldn’t hurry home either.” ... More
Door Jam

Door Jam

One morning a mother was out doing errands. After two hours she went back to her car. Searching for the car keys, she discovered they were inside the locked car. She went to the nearest store to ask for a wire hanger to unlock her car—to no avail. She dropped to the ground in tears ... More
Deja Blue

Deja Blue

A never-ending problem
Has the automakers bawling.
The cars they’d just as soon forget
They’re constantly recalling. Wayne Tryhuk Milwaukee, Wisconsin ... More
Whistle Stop

Whistle Stop

We were walking down Madison Avenue recently when we noticed a fellow New Yorker crossing against a red light. ... More
Old Dog, New Tricks

Old Dog, New Tricks

A wealthy, old gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in Africa, taking his faithful, elderly dog named Killer along for the company. ... More
The Long Stretch

The Long Stretch

One afternoon while in a local store, my middle-aged wife complained to the clerk that she felt old that day because her back hurt. He tried to cheer her up, saying that she only looked 18. To my surprise, she didn’t seem pleased. On the way home, I asked her why. She said with a ... More
Hook, Line, and Stinker

Hook, Line, and Stinker

Hook, Line, and Stinker Wife to husband: “One of those trout you were fishing for last weekend called and left her phone number.” Karen S. Chilos ... More
Special Delivery

Special Delivery

A New Yorker I know was so sure his wife was cheating on him that he insisted they move to California. A week later, he discovered they had the same mailman. Gary DaSilva ... More
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