Abraham Lincoln said you could fool some of the people all the time and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time. But gracious, how some people will try!
“Sorry, but ‘What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas’
is not a recognized legal precedent.”
May/June 2009
“Uhh … excuse me ma’am, but you’ve … uh … taken my cart by mistake. I believe that’s yours over there.”
Sept/Oct 1992
“Before reading the will of the dear departed,
I would like very much to make an offer for that fine animal.”
Nov/Dec 1992
“But honey! I bought it for you!”
July/Aug 1999
“Consider this.
If I go on this diet and exercise program,
I might get so healthy you could lose me
as a regular customer.”
Nov/Dec 1991
“I’ll be willing to work for nothing,
just to learn the business.”
Nov 1988
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Comments
Very funny cartoons. Loved them all.
Ms Denny has the ability to draw skillfully, the high intelligence required to see truth as humorous, and that very special way of explaining it all with a fine cartoon that brings joy to us all.
I thought P.T. Barnum said that. I admit I haven’t reesearched it yet.