Lost luggage, lack of amenities, invasive screenings, and delays long enough to set up camp in a strange airport. Are we having fun yet?
Finally, a year-round use for mistletoe.
Always check the monitors to stay informed. Good to know if there’s a chance in Hades you’ll get home.
A perfectly reasonable request, but the next question is even more reasonable:
We hate when this happens.
At least she isn’t telling him about his enlarged prostate.
You’ll be okay as long as you brought your own TP.