Cartoons: Kids Say the Darndest Things

These cartoons show that the adage “Children should be seen and not heard” no longer applies!

"I'm usually more polite than this, but my mom says there’s no pleasing you."
“I’m usually more polite than this, but my mom says there’s no pleasing you.”
From Mar/Apr 2007

 

"I sure miss the good old days—before Mom got wise to me." from Jan/Feb 2003
“I sure miss the good old days—before Mom got wise to me.”
From Jan/Feb 2003

 

"Did you hear my dad snore?"
“Did you hear my dad snore?”
From Nov/Dec 2005

 

"Dad took me to the zoo. Our animal came in first and paid $18.00"
“Dad took me to the zoo. Our animal came in first and paid $18.00.”
From Jan/Feb 2005

 

"I don't believe in the stork, Easter Bunny or Santa anymore, and I'm beginning to have my doubts about Alan Greenspan."
“I don’t believe in the stork, Easter Bunny, or Santa anymore, and I’m beginning to have my doubts about Alan Greenspan.”
From Sep/Oct 2001

 

"How's the old prostate, Dad?"
“How’s the old prostate, Dad?”
From Sep/Oct 1999

 

"My broker says not to sell: I’m still young enough to make up my losses."
“My broker says not to sell; I’m still young enough to make up my losses.”
From Jul/Aug 2001