Sure, your cell phone has become indispensable, but have you noticed how annoying other people are with them?
from May/June 2009
"You lived the first 70 years of your life without a cell phone;
why is forgetting it at home now a cause for panic?"
from March/April 2004
"Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense
but if I had a cell phone, you'd think it was acceptable!"
from January/February 2009
"Every time I try to make a call,
I take a picture of my thumb."
from March/April 2008
"It's nap time, first graders.
So please turn off your pages, beepers and cell phones."
from July/August 2007
"Didn't you like it better when we talked directly?"
from January/February 2005
"Could you suggest some place to go
where my husband's cell phone won't work?"
from January/February 2005
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