We may think of dogs and cats as pets, but they know who’s really in charge!
“He can’t sit up or heel, but he can turn on the television and open the refrigerator!”
June 1, 2003
“Good schools…nice neighborhoods…plenty of hydrants.”
September 1, 2006
“You really should thank me for shredding those. They were atrocious. Want me to do your skirt next?”
September 1, 2012
“I majored in obedience at school, but then never pursued it.”
March 1, 2013
“I tried to teach him to sit. He learned to recline.”
May 1, 2011
“…and stretch…and sleep…and stretch…and sleep…4 more ladies…”
May 1, 2010
July 1, 2003