“I’ve called you in, Hawkins, to remind you that you’re supposed to laugh ‘Ho, ho, ho’ not ‘Tee, hee, hee.’” By Chon Day December 19, 1942 By Ed Hunter December 12, 1942“That, my friend, is for the next person who looks in the pot and asks me ‘What’s cookin’?’” By John M. Price December 16, 1944“Why can’t I? This is my lunch hour.” By Bo Brown December 20, 1941“All I want to know is what gave you the idea I wanted the complete works of Dickens last Christmas?” By Frank Beaven December 28, 1940“Should there be a man in a red suit sticking out of our chimney?” By Rodney DeSarro December 23, 1944