Cartoons: Marital Madness

Love is a many-splendored thing, but marriage can be a whole different story! These cartoons of wacky weddings might make you reconsider wedded bliss.

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“Well, no sooner had he gotten it out — ‘I now pronounce you man and wife’— than her whole family broke out cheering.”
February 10, 1940

 

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“Wonderful! Who’s the schmo?”
George Wolfe
December 25, 1948

 

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“When I agreed to see you home, Doris, I didn’t realize your father was a Justice of the Peace.”
Ruhter
December 29, 1951

 

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“You’ve changed.”
M. Blanchard
January 04, 1964

 

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“We want to renew our license for another year.”
Irv Breger
January 06, 1940

 

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“Will You Marry Me?” “For How Long?”
Ron Delgado
March 1, 2007

 

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“Bad sign. The groom was asking if we had a sports channel.”
Roy Delgado
January 1, 2011

 

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“And now, let us proceed to bite the bullet.”
Chon Day
March 1, 1995

 

Cartoons: Jailhouse Jokes

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“I was one of J. Edgar Hoover’s New Year’s resolutions.”
George Wolfe
January 13, 1940

 

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“I just hope this doesn’t jeopardize my political career.”
Roy Delgado
July 1, 2011

 

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“What a coincidence. I defended myself in court, too!”
Joseph Farris
November 1, 2001

 

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“That’s the last time I take responsibility for my own actions.”
Baloo
November 1, 2000

 

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“I thought you’d like it.”
Anderson
December 29, 1956

 

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“Had you worried for a minute, didn’t I?”
Irwin Caplan
December 15, 1945

 

 

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“Heck, it’s snowing!”
Chon Day
January 27, 1940

 

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“I thought I was the only store detective in duty that morning.”
Rodney DeSarro
December 15, 1945