“Just let him know that you’re not afraid of him.”

 

“Oh, George, you’ll never guess who’s come to
spend the weekend with us!”

 

“We’re looking for a mattress for our guest room.
We don’t want anything too comfortable.”

 

“Come right in, folks—never you mind what George says.”

 

“I’m usually more polite than this, but my mom says there’s no pleasing you.”

 

“Just tell him you don’t care for dead squirrels,
Mrs. Goulard.”