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“Gee, Bill, you’re missing the best part of a sandwich when you don’t eat the crust.”
Tom Henderson
May 6, 1950
“So this is where you spend your time, Townsend!”
Lundberg
April 29, 1950
“Yes, ma’am, we docked two days ago…”
Mel Lazarus
April 15, 1950
“You’re supposed to say ‘Up, please’ or ‘Down, please – not ‘Workers, arise’ and ‘Down with capitalists’!”
Bo Brown
April 15, 1950
Lamb
April 1, 1950
“It’s ten o’clock, Ed, time to start down for lunch.”
Bill O’Malley
April 1, 1950
“Well, I certainly never thought I’d be having lunch at the White House.”
Graham Jackson
Febraury 12, 1949
“Doesn’t it make you want to curl up with a good book?”
Mort Walker
December 18, 1949