“You know, Ethel, we’re really fortunate to be working for Mr. Holtzapple—he’s one of the nicest, kindest, most successful men in town.” September 24, 1955
“I must be getting old—I’m beginning to select my shoes for comfort and my sweaters for warmth.” October 1, 1957
“Don’t tell her anything you don’t want the whole town to hear about.” April 1, 1961
“It’s a three-piece set.” March/April 1994
“I knew it.” September/October 1999
“Thanks to these labor-saving devices, I never have a spare second.” July/August 2000