It’s back-to-school time, and we’ll all need a sense of humor to get through it!
“Teachers don’t appreciate zingers …”“I figured if I have to be here every day, I’d might as well make a little money.”“I suffer from test-taking anxiety, brought on by lack of studying.”“You said we learn from our mistakes, so I must be learning a lot.”“Excuse me, but at what point during my career as a supermodel will I have need for English?”“My parents think I watch too much TV, so I’m not allowed to watch unless my homework is done by 8:00 p.m., 7:00 p.m. Central.”“They call it the ‘Three R’s,’ and then say we can’t spell!”“Does your mother always sign your report cards, ‘My Mom’?”“I sure hope I grow up to be beautiful—’cause if I can’t get by on my looks, I’m doomed.”
