“All right, where’s the conflagration?”
January/February 1993

“By, golly, you’re right! ‘Cleanliness’
right there east of ‘Godliness’!”
March/April 2003

“I’m making a list of all the things I ought to do before I die.
It’s my oughtobiography.”
May/June 1999

“Counsel, this isn’t exactly what the court’s definition of a ‘sidebar’ is.”
May/June 1997

“Our 40th anniversary is not a millstone! The word is ‘milestone’!”
May/June 2007

“Let’s plant it right here!”
July/August 2001

“I know you’re out here, dear.
I heard you using your new rototiller.”
May/June 2000

“He’s doing better this season.
Last year his back gave out before his enthusiasm.”
July/August 1998

“When these things grow up, we’re in real trouble.”
March/April 1994

“I really look forward to Monday morning—it gets me back to work!”
May/June 1999

“Isn’t that where you spilled the fertilizer?”
May/June 2004