"You have a pretty good constitution,
but take it easy with the pursuit of happiness."
from Nov/Dec 1996
"Sorry about my handwriting, Mrs. Trumbull.
That should read ‘topical,’ not ‘tropical,’ application."
from Jul/Aug 2008
"Herbert, you should have been suspicious when they
said it was a big semi-private room."
from Mar/Apr 1997
"Good heavens, nurse,
I wonder how long this has been here! This isn’t my diploma
—it’s the guarantee on my wife’s vacuum cleaner!"
from July/Aug 2005
"This sort of thing can become a real problem
if it’s not treated in time."
from Mar/Apr 1998
"Heart Research Center."
from Sept/Oct 2010
"Mr. Peabody is here for his annual exam."
from Jan/Feb 98