“Hello, Sylvia? This is Fran. Just wanted to hear the sound of a human voice.”

 

“I don’t believe you’ve ever met my husband—so we’ll just leave it that way.”

 

“I cleaned up the attic, I painted the screens, I washed the dishes and I’ll never play gin rummy with you again.”

 

“It’s not nagging. It’s procrastination intervention.”

 

“Man! It’s getting colder than a …”

 

“Let’s make a deal—if you don’t join the cigar
trend, I won’t join the thong-bikini trend!”