Cartoons: Office Policy

Sorry, Mr. Heinsohn. I make it a practice never to hire anyone I'd be afraid to fire.

“Sorry, Mr. Heinsohn. I make it a practice never to hire anyone I’d be afraid to fire.”

 

What we need is a man who can think for himself.

“What we need is a man who can think for himself.”

 

Would it be possible for you to type with your keyboard on your desk like everybody else?

“Would it be possible for you to type with your keyboard on your desk like everybody else?”

 

Let's wait and see see if they both hang up at the same time.

“Let’s wait and see see if they both hang up at the same time.”

 

Cheney is semiretired.

“Cheney is semiretired.”

 

So this is hell? It looks just like my old office.

“So this is hell? It looks just like my old office.”