“You know, Ethel, we’re really fortunate to be working for Mr. Holtzapple—he’s one of the nicest, kindest, most successful men in town.” September 24, 1955
“I must be getting old—I’m beginning to select my shoes for comfort and my sweaters for warmth.” October 1, 1957
“Don’t tell her anything you don’t want the whole town to hear about.” April 1, 1961
“It’s a three-piece set.” March/April 1994
“I knew it.” September/October 1999
“Thanks to these labor-saving devices, I never have a spare second.” July/August 2000
“Have you anything that doesn’t always end up in a fight?” Rose December 28, 1940
“Gee, this’s gonna be interesting – mind if I watch?” Tom Henderson December 27, 1947
“Oh, I just rented Judy to a lady who wanted to get a seat on the bus.” Herb Williams December 25, 1943
“You’ve been watching too many of those CSI shows” Ken Benner January 01, 2011
“Mom have you seen my…? Never mind.” James Estes March 01, 1995
“Some of the most successful men in history have gone bankrupt once or twice…so don’t be afraid to buy me everything I want.” Randy Glasbergen January 1, 2003
“I think you should know that I’ve written a letter to Oprah about you.” Marty Bucella March 1, 2003
