Cartoons: The Funny Thing About Marriage…

In the wise words of Ben Franklin, “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.”

"Breakfast is more enjoyable since we agreed not to wear glasses at the table." from Mar/Apr 1999
“Breakfast is more enjoyable since we agreed not to wear glasses at the table.”
Mar/Apr 1999
"Let’s make a deal–if you don’t join the cigar trend, I won’t join the thong-bikini trend!" from Jul/Aug 1998
“Let’s make a deal—if you don’t join the cigar trend, I won’t join the thong-bikini trend!”
Jul/Aug 1998
"It's wearing me out: dirty clothes, fussy eating, constant whining…and then with our first baby on the way…" from Mar/Apr 2003
“It’s wearing me out: dirty clothes, fussy eating, constant whining…and then with our first baby on the way…”
Mar/Apr 2003
"Listen to this--The anonymous winner of Saturday's jackpot has not told her husband…" from Jan/Feb 2007
“Listen to this—The anonymous winner of Saturday’s jackpot has not told her husband…”
Jan/Feb 2007
"I'd go home to Mother, but I don't know where the RV jamboree is being held this week." from Jan/Feb 1998
“I’d go home to Mother, but I don’t know where the RV jamboree is being held this week.”
Jan/Feb 1998
"How could you, Ermela, after I've given you the best halftimes of my life?" from Jan/Feb 202
“How could you, Ermela, after I’ve given you the best halftimes of my life?”
Jan/Feb 2002
"Give me the bad news, Doc. Am I going to live?" from May/June 2000
“Give me the bad news, Doc. Am I going to live?”
May/Jun 2000

Wise Words

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. ”
—Constitution of the United States

"If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed." - Benjamin Franklin, 1731

"Of that freedom [of thought and speech] one may say it is the matrix, the indispensable condition, of nearly every other form of freedom." - Benjamin N. Cardozo, 1937

"If nothing may be published but what civil authority shall have prevously approved, power must always be the standard of truth." - Samuel Johnson, 1781

"My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular." - Adlai E. Stevenson, 1952

"Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter." - Thomas Jefferson, 1787

"Systems political or religious or racial or national — will not just respect us because we practice freedom, they will fear us, because we do." - William Faulkner, 1956