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Lighter Side
Limerick Laughs
The Saturday Evening Post will award $100 to the author of the winning limerick for this picture.
August 25, 2010 | Read more »
Spot Check
One day while baby-sitting my then 7-year-old granddaughter, Elizabeth, my husband and I took her to the mall. As we were walking, she spotted the directory of stores with the “You are here” designation. Rather surprised, she said, “Gee, how did they know where we were going to be before we got here?” Suzan L. [...]
July 29, 2010 | Read more »
What’s His Line
My son, who works for the State Department, has never said much about his job to his 6-year-old son, Seth. This was evident one day recently when I visited and asked my grandson what his daddy did for a living. Seth thought for a moment and replied, “I think he works for the Secret Circus.” [...]
July 29, 2010 | Read more »
Circumstances
Of jobs it’s true today, There’s a disastrous dearth. Grown kids move home to stay. You’re back to giving berth. Lois Muehl Iowa City, Iowa
July 29, 2010 | Read more »
No Matter How You Slice It
A guy orders a pizza. When it’s ready, the counterman asks, “Shall I cut it into four or eight pieces?” “Better make it four. I don’t think I can eat eight.” Harold Goldwasser Los Angeles, California
July 29, 2010 | Read more »
Letter-Man
My uncle loved crosswords so much that on the day he died, he asked to be buried six down and three across. Stephen Corrett Croton-on-Hudson, New York
July 29, 2010 | Read more »
School Daze
One mother to another: “I never realized the value of an education until the children went back to school.” Jan Phillips North Adams, Massachusetts
July 29, 2010 | Read more »
Score Card
The golf cart has one big advantage over a caddy—
it can’t count. Stacey Webster Providence, Rhode Island
July 29, 2010 | Read more »
Star Struck
King Mandias of Assyria was getting short on money because of war with the Hittites. His prized possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. So he went to see Croesus, the pawnbroker, to obtain a loan. Croesus said, “I’ll give you 100,000 dinars for it.” Mandias was [...]
July 29, 2010 | Read more »
House Call
A man who was a doctor of divinity resided with his son,
a doctor of medicine. One day the phone rang and the
doctor answered. “Is this Dr. Smith?” the caller inquired. “Yes,” came the reply. “Well,” asked the caller, “are you the one who practices or the one who preaches?” Herm Albright Indianapolis, Indiana
July 29, 2010 | Read more »
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