“I wish I could be around when you’re my age. I’d love to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.”
January/February 2013
“Nothing, thanks. Just browsing.”
March 1967
“Make your own salami sandwich.
These are my leisure years!”
September 1978
“I think you’re mistaken Mavis—I’m quite sure
an offensive lineman can be an eligible receiver
if he lines up as a tight end!”
November 1988
“My, don’t you smell macho today.
Is that the liniment the athletes use?”
March 1991
“Honest, Grandma, I can keep a secret. Let me see your Betty Boop tattoo.”
September/October 1998
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