“You’re going to school like that? When I was a kid,
I used to have nightmares about showing up at school in my underwear.”
May/June 2006
“What happened to Lester? I liked Lester!”
November 1951
“It wasn’t exactly a thrilling rescue, but I DID save your mother once. … She was about to become an old maid.”
November 1950
“Zip.”
March 1952
“A Frank Sinatra cassette and a little too much wine. That’s where babies come from.”
January/February 1996
“No more horror movies and that’s final.”
November 1959
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