“And I say that without fear of contradiction.”
October 1954
“And just whom shall I say is—who shall I say—whom is—nobody’s home!”
July 1949
“First let me say that dinner was deductible, … er, delectable.”
Fall 1972
“Engrave it ‘To Constantina with love, Stanaslowski’!”
December 1946
“Okay, ma’am, what part of ‘450 MHz processor, memory (SDRAM) 64 MB, hard drive with three inter bays, ULTRA ATA/33, Ethernet 10/100 BASE-T and USB-port’ didn’t you understand?”
January/February 2005
“Well-l-l, I won’t write you a ticket this time—but don’t let it happen again, Mrs. Barczewleborsgewicz.”
November 1951
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