North Country Girl: Chapter 31 — Goodbye Father, Hello Mr. Chips

When Gay Haubner’s dad moved out of the house, she felt sympathy for him, and even idealized seeing the world with him, until she found out the real reason he left.

The Open Mind Club. (Author’s photo) 

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That day skiing those pristine slopes was magic. But even when real magic touches us, it is as ephemeral as a snowflake. The clock strikes midnight, the three wishes are gone, the genie put back in the lamp, the heroine awakes from what was only a dream.

Before the four o’clock winter violet had darkened the Lutsen ski slopes, Nancy and I were on the bus headed back home to Duluth. As soon as the door slammed behind me, my mother herded me into the breakfast nook, where Heidi and Lani were waiting. She seemed strangely calm, dead-eyed, like a pod person of herself.

“Your dad called. He’s coming by tomorrow to pick up some things and then he’s moving out to a place of his own.” My parents were breaking up. Lani ran off howling, “I hate you I hate you!” and locked herself in her room for three days. Heidi, who was six, shrugged this off as impossible, a silly story, and went back to watching television. Heedless of everyone else’s feelings, I pondered what this meant for me.

Back then, grown-ups and kids led such separate lives that I had no idea this was coming. My father had always been a shadowy presence, making himself known only when something unpleasant was required, forcing me to go to Sunday mass, mow the lawn, or eat those disgusting Brussels sprouts. I only noticed that my father had lately been absent for a good many evenings because Kentucky Fried Chicken and take-out London Inn cheeseburgers appeared regularly on the menu, when for years they had been a rare, delectable treat.

Encased in my own adolescent self-centeredness, I had given no weight to my mother’s sudden interest in going back to college. I assumed she was bored with delivering toothbrushes to rural schools with the Women’s Dental Auxiliary, cooking that damn meat, potato, and two veg dinner every night, and removing sharp objects from my sister’s hand.

It occurred to me that with one parent gone and the other replaced by her pod person, I would have even less supervision than I already enjoyed. I could stay out later, come home drunker or higher.

By the time I returned from school the next day my dad had come and gone. I don’t know exactly what he took from our house besides clothes and cufflinks; nothing at all was missing. It was as if he had never inhabited that big fancy house.

My dad moved into a crappy, barely furnished apartment in a shoddy building erected practically on top of busy London Avenue. It looked like the kind of place you went to score drugs. My one and only dinner there was punctuated with honking horns and screeching wheels and perfumed with car exhaust. We perched on wobbly folding chairs, eating take-out Chinese from Joe Huie’s off of paper plates. Through the doorway I saw an unmade bed, close enough to toss an egg roll on. I noticed there was no TV and wondered what my dad did when he wasn’t filling teeth.

Joe Huie. (Courtesy Wing Young Huie)

After the “How’s school?” “Fine,” we ate in silence for a few minutes. Then my father began talking, and for once he wasn’t giving me an order. When he was sixteen, the same age I was, he and a buddy had traveled by freighter to Europe, where they spent most of their money on two bicycles, then headed off to explore, sleeping rough, drinking wine, eating at cheap cafes, and having adventures. “I thought my whole life would be like that, traveling, seeing the world,” he sighed. I shoveled in my fried rice, thinking, that does sound great. I felt a new type of longing, wanderlust, which made my feet prickle and my imagination soar: I pictured myself in a miniskirt in London, a beret in Paris, a toga in Athens.

Gay's parents
My parents in happier times. (Author’s photo)

My dad was still talking, interrupting my daydream.

“But first there was college and then my dad insisted I go to dental school. That’s where I met your mom.”

Somehow I knew that already, as I knew about the unplanned and unwanted — but back in 1953, the un-abortable — pregnancy that resulted in me. My birth had derailed my mom’s college education and crushed my dad’s dreams of exotic journeys. For the past sixteen years, the most exciting events in his life were madcap dental conventions and family car trips undertaken with no hotel reservations.

After years and years of being stuck in Duluth, staring down people’s mouths, my dad in true 1960s style, was going to drop out. He would cross the Pacific on a schooner, hike the Alps, go spear fishing in the Keys, eat strange spicy food at questionable restaurants in dusty Central American towns.

He had me mesmerized; I too was dying to get out of our tiny insular town and run off to Haight-Ashbury or a commune full of sex and drugs. Maybe, I thought, maybe dad will take me with him to Europe or back to Mexico. My imagination now pictured me in a Parisian beret, dad next to me in a big glittery sombrero.

When my mom came to pick me up, he gave me a fatherly pat on the back, as affectionate as a Minnesotan gets, and for a ridiculous moment I felt everything was going to be fine.

I don’t know whether my dad was lying to me or to himself. The next week my mother took me aside to confide they were definitely getting a divorce, as my father had impregnated his fat nineteen-year-old assistant, Donna. Either even adults were too embarrassed to buy rubbers or Donna was too stupid or too wily to go on the pill.

My dad was not going island-hopping in the Caribbean; he had sentenced himself to more years of diapers, tantrums, and runny noses.

I was still unsure of my filial feelings — did I feel sorry for my dad? Was I mad at him? — when we had an unexpected visitor. My paternal grandfather, who never left Carlton except to shoot an animal or catch a fish, appeared in our living room and asked my younger sisters to leave. “I think you’re old enough to hear this, Gay,” he said. He puffed himself up like a toad as he put on the mantel of patriarchy and laid down the law to my mom: “You cannot divorce Jack.”

My ultra-Catholic grandmother, a regular at daily mass, was so distraught by the idea of her son getting a divorce that she was unable to get out of bed. My grandfather shook his finger at my mother and scolded, “She even missed her bridge game.”

He said he knew about my dad’s girlfriend, and wandered into some claptrap about wild oats, men’s little peccadilloes, chickens coming home to roost, that left my mother looking as bewildered as I felt. He urged her to be patient, patted both our knees, and sat back, satisfied with his work. My mother said, “So you know Donna’s having Jack’s baby?” My grandfather did not know, and rendered speechless, he picked up his homburg and rushed out of the house.

My grandfather’s weird tirade, my parents’ divorce, the looming baby: I wrote all this off as proof of the insanity of the adult world. They were the straights, the squares, responsible for Vietnam, racism, and everything bad. The future was Woodstock, the Age of Aquarius, Haight-Ashbury, the Fillmore East, tune in, turn on, drop out. To hell with them. I had my own world of sex, drugs, friends, and school.

As befogged with love and LSD as my brain would be on Saturday nights with Michael, by Monday I was again the sharp-eyed, clear-headed, serious scholar. I couldn’t smoke a cigarette, I was a terrible dancer and a middling skier, but I could ace a test and write an essay that always came back with a bright red A+ scrawled on the top.

My favorite teacher, everyone’s favorite teacher, was Mr. Burrows, a Hollywood-ready character who had somehow, up in the Northern woods of Duluth, acquired not just an English accent, but a whole British persona. He had the proper squire’s paunch, not quite hidden by his baggy tweed suit. He lectured without notes, hundreds of years of history and literature nestled inside his head, as he almost danced about on his tiny feet, scribbling dates and names on the blackboard.

Mr. Burrows
Mr. Burrows. (Photo courtesy Dean R. Martin)

We smart kids were handed over to Mr. Burrows as sophomores, where we started with the Sumerians. We lucky few memorized many, many facts — ask any former student of Mr. Burrows when Menes united the Upper and Lower Kingdoms of Egypt and we will automatically spit out: “3400 B.C.” We learned big chunks of the Iliad and the Canterbury Tales by heart, and wrote many, many papers: on the Fertile Crescent, the birth of democracy in Greece, the fall of Rome. In his deep plummy voice, Mr. Burrows acted out his favorite scenes from history, which in his mind ended in 1900.

As juniors we spent two hours each day with Mr. Burrows, as he insisted that American history and American literature must be taught together. Nancy Erman and I sat with three other girls, surrounded by boys, as it seemed to be an ironclad rule that the ratio of smart boys to girls was 5:1. Michael Vlasdic and Needle sat together at the back of the class; in front of them the quartet of smart jocks sprawled loose-limbed at their desks, in all their nonchalant square-jawed handsomeness; awkward nerds in checked shirts and too-short pants made up the rest of the class.

Along with hours of reading a night, thrice weekly papers, and monthly quizzes leading up to a two day final, Mr. Burrows demanded that we retype the works of American authors from Jonathan Edwards’ sermon “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God,” to Emily Dickinson’s poems (“I heard a fly buzz when I died,” “There is no frigate like a book,” “A bird came down the walk” — all nice and short), ending with Mark Twain and a chapter from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court. Mr. Burrows believed that retyping all this deathless prose would help us grasp each writer’s style and salient points. By the end of the year, I had an eight-inch pile of paper, American Literature’s Great Hits, interspersed with my essays, all marked with that red A. I took all those typed pages to a print shop where they were bound in fake leather into a pair of two hundred-page books, my name gilded along the spine.

I adored Mr. Burrows even though he was the squarest of the square, the epitome of the conservative old fogey. A devout Christian, he even sang in the Congregationalist church choir, probably the only basso in the bunch. He was untouched by time. The tumultuous arrival of the ‘60s in Duluth did not faze him a bit. He had thirty years of teaching behind him, and behind that, three thousand years of history, which had taught him that this, too, shall pass. He ignored the “Make Love not War” and peace sign buttons Needle, Michael, and I wore, and the five girls wearing minis that barely covered their asses did not perturb him the least. (A decade later, I realized that Mr. Burrows had been the world’s most closeted homosexual.)  What offended him was ignorance, stupidity, and ugliness, which was pretty much the entire twentieth century.

When as seniors we finally moved into Modern History, as required by the Duluth School Board, Mr. Burrows’ lectures became less spellbinding; unlike the Crusades or the American Revolution, the horrors of World Wars I and II were still too close to be romanticized. It may have been that Mr. Burrows didn’t care for the subject, or it may have been a brilliant teaching tactic: he actually passed a lot of the instruction over to us. Each student took turns researching a topic in current or recent affairs and presenting to the class. Youth in revolt, I chose the most leftist subjects I could find: the Cuban revolution, the rise of Ho Chi Minh, the election of Salvador Allende. While I spouted my idiotic admiration for these Reds, Mr. Burrows, the most hidebound of Tories, silently sat and stroked his ponderous lower lip.

Mr. Burrows was also the editor of The Open Mind, our high school’s “literary” magazine, filled with the pretentious and god-awful poetry and prose of disaffected, snotty teenagers like me. Supposedly all students at East could submit their work; in reality we never published anything by anyone who was not one of the elites in Mr. Burrows’ class.

Open Mind Club
The Open Mind Club. (Author’s photo)

The staff of The Open Mind met over tea and cookies at Mr. Burrows’ home, a two-story brick nearly as big as my family’s, which he had inherited from his parents (those were the days). His huge, old-fashioned living room, with scratchy horsehair furniture and ottomans, was clean and neat as a pin except for the books. The walls were lined with floor to ceiling bookcases, yet stacks of books covered every flat surface. We had to remove books from chairs before sitting, and re-pile books on other tables or the floor to make room for Mr. Burrows’ sterling silver tea service. We would pass around the pages that had been submitted that week to The Open Mind drop-box outside Mr. Burrow’s room and pass judgment. The bravest of us read their poems aloud, which we listeners inwardly despised and outwardly praised. Mr. Burrows used these meetings as an opportunity to further mold our impressionable young minds by playing his favorite opera records.

The Metropolitan Opera had long since crossed hick Duluth off its touring company’s itinerary, so once a year Mr. Burrows organized bus trips to Minneapolis to expose his lemming-like pupils to high culture. On Saturday, the Met performed two different operas. We made the three-hour road trip to Minneapolis, arriving at the immense Northrop Auditorium on the U of M campus in time for the matinee. As soon as the curtain rang down, Michael and I dashed over to the wonders of the Electric Fetus record store and head shop. Hookahs and chillums! Lava lamps! Books by Aldous Huxley and Carlos Castaneda! Black light posters! Michael bought strawberry flavored rolling papers and we went to eat.

Lava Lamp
Lava lamps! (Wikimedia Commons)

Between operas I finally achieved my dream date of dinner at a real restaurant, sitting across from Michael at a white clothed table, wearing a pretty, opera-appropriate dress, even if I did have to pick up the tab for both of us. It was a quick date; we had less than an hour to enjoy our meal at Murray’s The Home of the Silver Butter Knife Steak before running back to Northrup for the evening performance. After the tragic death of Tosca or Mimi or Carmen we piled back in the bus and fell sound asleep, waking at three in the morning in the parking lot of East High, groggy and stiff from spending six hours in a bus seat and a day and night at the opera.

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  1. Hi Gay
    I thought I already sent this, but just in case you will have to read it twice. Just think of how many of us would not be here if the catholic church allowed birth control. I know that my sisters and I would not be here. I want to thank you for sharing your memories, good or bad. We all have them, it’s just that some of us have worse ones. Please keep bringing me back to my childhood.

  2. Thank you so much for this memory of Robert Burrows and the zeitgeist of the time! When I was in Mr. Burrows’ classes (1976-77), the gender balance was more even, and the Open Mind generally met in other people’s houses, as Greg Ecklund says (Hi, Greg!). As an English professor, I still use a lot of ideas I learned from Mr. Burrows back in the day! I remember caroling in front of his house, singing until he came to the door and let us all in for tea and cookies. The tree was so full of ornaments that it had to be wired to the ceiling and surrounding furniture to stand up! He told us he had a collection of silver ornaments and gold ornaments and would alternate which ones he put on the tree. As you say, there were books everywhere that needed to be cleared off so people could sit somewhere. And the books were also in stacks up the stairs as far as a person could see.

    Life became difficult for him after he developed diabetes and could no longer travel. My older brother, Harvey Smith (also a Burrows student), was his doctor for a while. I did manage to tell him while he was in the hospital that he was the reason I became a professor and writer. He did know he was loved by many, many students.

  3. “Back then, grown-ups and kids led such separate lives that I had no idea this was coming. My father had always been a shadowy presence, making himself known only when something unpleasant was required, forcing me to go to Sunday mass, mow the lawn, or eat those disgusting Brussels sprouts.”

    Beautifully written and such a universal truism of the time.

  4. I too was a Burrows’ student, and went to Europe one summer one the trip he led. I remember stepping into an antique store in Cambridge, where the proprietor nervously followed us around, until she found out we were “Robert Burrows kids” and then she left us to browse, safe in the knowledge that we were ‘safe.” Mr B and I would go for a walk together almost every morning while we were in Cambridge, and built a friendship through those walks.

    I was the editor on Open Mind one year, involved all three years of high school. We sometimes met at his house, but most of the time we met at various kids’ homes without his supervision, and we voted on everyone’s submissions without knowing who was the author or who submitted the entry. So the selection process was fair, and there many high quality submissions.

    He was the best teacher I ever had, including college professors.

  5. Mr. Burrows was a powerful voice in my young life. He captured our imaginations as sophomores in 1970, and kept us fascinated for three years. He taught us to work and prepared us well for college. As a middle-class kid from Woodland, only my parents have had a stronger influence on my life, and that may be debatable. I am currently in my 41st year as a classroom teacher, and I still find myself wondering what Mr. B. would have to say about our current challenges. At times, I think I know. Thanks for your thoughtful writing. You bring back such fine memories.

  6. Your account of Mr. Burrows class is fascinating due to the fact that I wasn’t eligible to partake but had many friends that did, but usually only complained about the load of work he required.
    What was more surprising was the similarity of your family situation to my family’s. Being a friend to Scott, you must have known that when he was 12 (I was 16), my father (the dentist) got kicked out of the house when my mother found out about his relationship with his assistant. A sad and common story, I’m afraid. Another friend who’s father was a doctor suffered the same fate. I think Duluth was hard on these men who thought they were meant for bigger and better things.
    Your writing is wonderful. Glad you’re doing this series.

  7. I was a Burrow’s student starting in 1972, but stopped my Senior year to take jurisprudence and watch the Watergate hearings live. Still have my notebook of handwritten and typed essays and literature excepts, and grateful of opportunity to learn how to use the UMD library as a HS Junior. Studied at John Eskola’s house because his older brother Eric had a stereo and the newest albums, plus his father worked at Jeno’s and had pizza by the case.

    Can still hear Burrow’s warning: “take heed ladies and gentlemen, this (insert latest trend) will be the downfall of western civilization” and wonder if Trump administration isn’t the by product of bad education systems and lack of history and civics knowledge.

  8. Mr Burrows had me at the Sumerians…those mysterious people who appeared fully formed and had writing, religion, civilization all intrinsically within their history. I am still an avid student of history. It’s a gift that men like my father and Mr Burrows bestow on whomever will listen to their interpretations of history. Their narratives making sense of what was otherwise a jumble of dates, eras, reigns, etc. The only caveat is that when new facts and theories emerge, it is imperative that those narratives reflect the new additions. Mr Burrows was an old school, this-is-how-it-was historian and unfortunately, unable to process new information. I still loved him but now understand that one needs an open mind…….Duluth never really encouraged that from any of us…….That’s why we all were afflicted with the get-out-of-dodge syndrome.

  9. I was a member of Duluth Congregationalist Church. Mr. Burrows not only sang in it, he was its Director. And because of his love of history, (Congregationalism was created by the Pilgrims) for many years, on Thanksgiving mornings, the church to reenacted a Pilgrims church service, complete with period costumes and a man who went around ticking the noses of ladies who fell asleep. He was very grand in his lovely wool Pilgrim suit, complete with hat and buckled shoes. He had a lovely voice and was passionate about our church.
    Every summer he would take some of his students to England for summer school classes at British colleges. My brother and sister-in-law met on one of those trips while they were in summer school at Durham University. My sister went several years later and did summer school at Cambridge.
    He was a friend of our family and was invited to many of my family’s weddings and where it was revealed to all of us during the wedding dances afterwards that he was a FABULOUS DANCER.
    He had a passionate love for antiques and there his collection of glass is on permanent display at the Duluth Depot.

  10. Mr. Burroughs was a very good guy he got me very interested in ancient history not so much in current history you would’ve been a blast to hang out with your thoughts back then we’re the same as my thoughts back then sex drugs rock ‘n’ roll and when can I get to San Francisco Haight and Ashberry

  11. “Winter violet” – LOVE. Alas, I wasn’t clever enough for Mr. Burrows, but I do love the picture you paint of his classroom and home. It’s winter violet right now. You know you miss it!!


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