“Yes, there is muscle memory. My muscles remember that they don’t want to come here again.”
November/December 2012
“Does the ‘Lite Fare’ come with onion rings?”
March/April 2000
“The test results show you have what’s known as ‘the furniture disease.’ Your chest has slipped into your drawers”
January/February 1986
“I’m tapering off gradually.”
September 1959
“Truthfully, dear, do I need to drop half a ton?”
January/February 1995
“Uh-oh … all winter, I thought it was the coat!”
March/April 1998
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