These cartoons show why first dates are the worst dates!
“Have fun, kids…Oh, and Conrad it was so nice to meet you. You’re exactly as Joanne described you…
…better than nothing.”
“I’d better be getting home now, Herbert—my interest rate is dropping.”
Baloo
“My daughter tells me you’re in show business.”
“You didn’t tell me you were dating a tackle box!”
Art Bouthillier
“They’re the perfect couple—he’s a pill and she’s a headache!”
“I’m looking for marriage, two kids and a nice house in the suburbs. Hi, what’s your name?”
Andrew Toos
“Just for fun I registered my dad with an online dating service. They matched him with a recliner and TV.”
Randy Glasbergen
With these restaurant cartoons, laughter is always on the menu!
Henry Syverson
December 25, 1948
“Nonsense – you’re our gue… uh, well, here’s our half.”
Walter Goldstein
January 1, 1949
“I have a terrible time getting her to eat more slowly!”
Tom Hudson
January 1, 1949
“I’m sorry, sir… I don’t give suggestions any more.”
Sivic
December 31, 1949
“Sir, do you want that businessman’s lunch with an olive or a twist of lemon peel?”
Bob Schroeter
January 5, 1963
“I’d better be getting home now, Herbert—my interest rate is dropping.”
Baloo
February 1, 2013
“Honest! All I did was tap the bottle twice!”
Cheney
April 1, 2002
“Who ordered the ‘catch of the day’?”
Bill Maul
February 1, 2009
“This is one of our most recent vintages.”
Roy Delgado
September 1, 2011