“Sorry, you’ll have to go back — they’re resuscitating you down there.” September 1, 2002
“Look at the price of those SUVs. It’s a living hell!” July 1, 2004
“Can I text just one last message?” March 1, 2009
“Sorry, but we’ve never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.” March 1, 2009
“I miss talking about life-and-death issues.” November 1, 1995
“A world war, three car accidents, a hurricane, a fall down a flight of stairs, and it was that last handful of movie popcorn that did it.” March 1, 1995
“Oh, it’s nice here. But I don’t feel right without underwear.” March 1, 1995