“Yes, there is muscle memory. My muscles remember that they don’t want to come here again.”

 

“Does the ‘Lite Fare’ come with onion rings?”

 

“The test results show you have what’s known as ‘the furniture disease.’ Your chest has slipped into your drawers”

 

“I’m tapering off gradually.”

 

“Truthfully, dear, do I need to drop half a ton?”

 

“Uh-oh … all winter, I thought it was the coat!”