#4 and 8 are my favorites; especially #8. My friends and I like being pet parents, however. As for #10, with the neurotic, offended-by-everything time we live in now, you might get e-mails/texts/tweets screaming “How could you??! I’m just soooo upset about that poor little boy right now! What kind of mother is she?! I’m gonna have my wife call the White House and report you, you just wait!! Agnes! Call President Trump–NOW!!”
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#4 and 8 are my favorites; especially #8. My friends and I like being pet parents, however. As for #10, with the neurotic, offended-by-everything time we live in now, you might get e-mails/texts/tweets screaming “How could you??! I’m just soooo upset about that poor little boy right now! What kind of mother is she?! I’m gonna have my wife call the White House and report you, you just wait!! Agnes! Call President Trump–NOW!!”