The Logophile: Scheming Nigel

We look at whether to blame bad ideas on a hare or hair.

Man tapping his fingers together in a scheming manner.
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  1. Nigel’s ___________________ scheme to frame John was doomed to failure.
    1. hairbrained
    2. harebrained
  2. Everyone knew that John was angry, that the smile on his face was pure ___________________.
    1. dissimilation
    2. dissimulation
  3. Kramer prefers a decal to a sticker, a gateman to a bouncer, and spoons to forks, and he only drinks decaf. What does Kramer prefer?


  1. b
  2. b
  3. Kramer prefers anadromes (also called heteropalindromes), words that spell other words when their letters are reversed.

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  1. Gary: At least one source I found agrees with your suspicion. Robert Hendrickson (Facts on File Encyclopedia of Word and Phrase Origins, 4e) dates the phrase back to the mid-19th century, originating from the idea that a man would take his shirt off before a fight. He also notes an earlier British phrase “to get one’s short out,” meaning “to lose one’s temper,” which I had never heard before.

  2. I have always suspected that the idiom “keep your shirt on” refers to a pre-factory-garment era habit of men taking off their shirts before “duking it out”. Because getting a bloodstained shirt was perhaps worse than getting a bloody nose. But I cannot prove that is true. Do you know?


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