—From “Stabilized Bootlegging” by Anonymous, from the November 10, 1923 issue of The Saturday Evening Post
I still remember one trip in which I was shaken down three times before I ever picked up the skyline of lower Manhattan, and then fell into the arms of a bull who took my car, cargo and all.
It isn’t necessary to take this bleeding lying down. Before any money changes hands, a badge has to be shown. Every badge carries a number. We look up at headquarters the names the numbers belong to and jot them down with the time, place, and amount. Reference to these data has been known to have a soothing effect on feverish fingers.
There is one big operator who boasts that he never has put out a dime other than by check. The checks are made out to “Cash,” but they carry an endorsement when they come back from the bank. An interesting and valuable collection of signatures, those!
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