“Mummy, they’re having so much trouble — couldn’t I say a word for the stock market?” January 18, 1930
“In the 1930s, the entire country was suffering from a great depression. Fortunately, they have pills for that now.” September/October 2011
“Boy, did we have some excitement around here last month.” October 6, 1945
May/June 2006
“In today’s economy, it’s important to diversify! Put some of your money in your mattress, some in a cookie jar, bury some in the yard….” July/August 2009
“I take it that business isn’t exactly booming.” January/February 1993
“I finally put something aside for my retirement — I put aside my plans to retire.” May/June 2009
“Have you anything that doesn’t always end up in a fight?” Rose December 28, 1940
“Gee, this’s gonna be interesting – mind if I watch?” Tom Henderson December 27, 1947
“Oh, I just rented Judy to a lady who wanted to get a seat on the bus.” Herb Williams December 25, 1943
“You’ve been watching too many of those CSI shows” Ken Benner January 01, 2011
“Mom have you seen my…? Never mind.” James Estes March 01, 1995
“Some of the most successful men in history have gone bankrupt once or twice…so don’t be afraid to buy me everything I want.” Randy Glasbergen January 1, 2003
“I think you should know that I’ve written a letter to Oprah about you.” Marty Bucella March 1, 2003