Roy Delgado Archives | The Saturday Evening Post

Cartoons: Let’s Get in Shape!

September is National Self-Improvement Month, so it’s a great time to start an exercise routine. Our fitness cartoons will help keep you motivated!

Cartoon — “You should start weight lifting for your health. You can start by lifting your weight off the couch.”
Ken Benner

Cartoon — “You’re the only person I know who gets jet lag from an exercise bike.”
Bob Vojtko

Cartoon — Roy Delgado

Cartoon — “Mind if I stroll leisurely alongside while you jog dad?”
Smith

Cartoon — “My goal is to be able to fit my laptop on my lap.”
Roy Delgado

Cartoon — “He wants to see about trading in his keg for a six-pack!”
Rob Rucha

Cartoon — “This one comes with its own garage sale sign.”
Roy Delgado

Cartoons: Marital Madness

Love is a many-splendored thing, but marriage can be a whole different story! These cartoons of wacky weddings might make you reconsider wedded bliss.

“Well, no sooner had he gotten it out — ‘I now pronounce you man and wife’— than her whole family broke out cheering.”
February 10, 1940

“Wonderful! Who’s the schmo?”
George Wolfe
December 25, 1948

“When I agreed to see you home, Doris, I didn’t realize your father was a Justice of the Peace.”
Ruhter
December 29, 1951

“You’ve changed.”
M. Blanchard
January 04, 1964

“We want to renew our license for another year.”
Irv Breger
January 06, 1940

“Will You Marry Me?” “For How Long?”
Ron Delgado
March 1, 2007

“Bad sign. The groom was asking if we had a sports channel.”
Roy Delgado
January 1, 2011

“And now, let us proceed to bite the bullet.”
Chon Day
March 1, 1995

Cartoons: Dining Out

With these restaurant cartoons, laughter is always on the menu!

A diner and a waiter in a restaurant — Henry Syverson
December 25, 1948

Restaurant patrons pay a bill — “Nonsense – you’re our gue… uh, well, here’s our half.”
Walter Goldstein
January 1, 1949

A mother and her daughter at a diner. Patrons wait behind them while the daughter finishes eating. — “I have a terrible time getting her to eat more slowly!”
Tom Hudson
January 1, 1949

A waiter with a bruised eye speaks to dinner patrons — “I’m sorry, sir… I don’t give suggestions any more.”
Sivic
December 31, 1949

A waiter speaks to a diner patron — “Sir, do you want that businessman’s lunch with an olive or a twist of lemon peel?”
Bob Schroeter
January 5, 1963

A woman speaks to her date at at restaurant table — “I’d better be getting home now, Herbert—my interest rate is dropping.”
Baloo
February 1, 2013

A restaurant patron speaks to his waiter while holding up a ketchup bottle. There's a huge pile of katchup on the table in front of the patron. — “Honest! All I did was tap the bottle twice!”
Cheney
April 1, 2002

Restaurant patrons sit at a dinner table. The waiter presents a plate with a ball in a catcher's mitt. — “Who ordered the ‘catch of the day’?”
Bill Maul
February 1, 2009

Waiter talks to dinner patrons with wine-stained, bare feet — “This is one of our most recent vintages.”
Roy Delgado
September 1, 2011

Cartoons: A Dog’s Life

Man and his dog in a vet's office. The dog has his hand over his forehead in a melodramatic manner. — “Sir, are you implying that my dog is a hypochondriac?”
Bill Yates
January 07, 1956

A friendly dog has her legs on a woman's lap — “Just tell him you don’t care for dead squirrels, Mrs. Goulard.”
Linda Walter
December 18, 1943

A man and his dog walk near a beware of dog sign — Bob Scharty
December 28, 1957

A dog sits across from his owner at a dinner table. — “If I were you I’d do something for that throat, dear.”
Salo
January 04, 1958

A dog and her owner on a walk — Henry Syverson
December 21, 1963

Two boys stand close to a large dog, roughly the same height as they. — “He can’t sit up or heel, but he can turn on the television and open the refrigerator!”
Randy Glasbergen

A dog sits in a recliner, with the foot rest out. — “I tried to teach him to sit. He learned to recline.”
Roy Delgado
May 1, 2011

Two dogs drinking martinis at a bar — “I majored in obedience at school, but then never pursued it.”
Burns
January 1, 2013

Cartoons: Office Life

A desk job can be drudgery, but we’ll help you find the pleasure in paper pushing.

Cartoon — “Here it is, Mr. Stensen! I told you it wasn’t lost!”
Ben Roth
January 3, 1948

Cartoon — “Perhaps we should give him a two-dollar raise. His morale appears to be rather low.”
December 29, 1956

Cartoon — “The trouble with getting to work on time is that it makes the day so long.”
Edgar Argo
January 1, 2000

cartoon — “I didn’t say you were to blame. I said I’m blaming you.”
Bacella
March 1, 2003

Cartoon — “We’ll add extra to your severance package if you promise to go to work for the competition.”
Roy Delgado
July 1, 2007

Cartoon — “Actually, Mr. Brown, our retirement system is fairly uncomplicated — you just work till you’re dead.”
Burns
May 1, 2010

Cartoon — “Normally, a suspended sentence isn’t considered an ‘award or honor’.”
Baloo
January 1, 1989

Cartoon — “You’re wasting your time, Walpole! That approach has been tried before!”
December 11, 1943

Cartoon — Ed Hunter
December 25, 1943

Cartoons: Jailhouse Jokes

Cartoon — “I was one of J. Edgar Hoover’s New Year’s resolutions.”
George Wolfe
January 13, 1940

cartoon — “I just hope this doesn’t jeopardize my political career.”
Roy Delgado
July 1, 2011

Cartoon — “What a coincidence. I defended myself in court, too!”
Joseph Farris
November 1, 2001

cartoon — “That’s the last time I take responsibility for my own actions.”
Baloo
November 1, 2000

Cartoon — “I thought you’d like it.”
Anderson
December 29, 1956

Cartoon — “Had you worried for a minute, didn’t I?”
Irwin Caplan
December 15, 1945

Cartoon — “Heck, it’s snowing!”
Chon Day
January 27, 1940

Cartoon — “I thought I was the only store detective in duty that morning.”
Rodney DeSarro
December 15, 1945