“Either I was accidentally using my iPod, or your heart beats to ‘We Will, We Will, Rock You’.”
July/August 2013
“If they describe this as chicken soup, how are they ever going to identify my gallstones?
July/August 1997
“Is this magazine really two years old, or have I just been waiting here that long?”
January/February 2013
“You’ll laugh when I tell you that little Tabby got down out of the tree all by herself”
October 1960
“The doctor will see you now. Did you bring a stool sample?”
September/October 2001
“I’d offer you a tissue, but they’re 87 cents each.”
July/August 1997
“Where’s the recovery room?”
December 1975
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